Baby elephant needs assistance getting out of mud bath

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An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Shit!" says the ant. "One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.

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Q: Why don't elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won't know their plans.

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Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.

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