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It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency...It seems that Abe and Morey, two salesmen for an advertising agency,were traveling together through the midwest, when they were caughtbetween towns during a driving snow storm.The further they went, the worse conditions got, and they finallyslid off into a ditch. Fortunately there was a house quite nearby.They waded through the drifts to the house, and after a shortconversation with the lady who answered the door, they were able toconvince her that they were no danger to her, and she let them come in.She prepared a meal for them, and during the conversation Abe andMorey learned that she was a widow of a few years standing.Conditions continued to deteriorate, and she prepared the guest roomfor Abe and Morey.The next day about 10:00 AM, a snowplow came through and helpfullypulled the salesmen's car our of the ditch, after cleaning the road.Abe and Morey thanked th widow Brown and went on their rounds.Nine months later, Abe called Morey, and asked if Morey had, by somechance, happened to have drifted down the hall to the wodow Brown'sbedroom after he (Abe) had gone to sleep. After a little hemming andhawing, Morey admitted he had. With a little further prodding, headmitted that he had given the good lady Abe's name, address and phonenumber as his own.Where upon Abe said, "That explains this letter from her lawyer sayingshe has left her entire estate to me!" Check out all our Situations jokes! Random JokesTaking measuresHair spray Doing the right thing Barbie and G.I. Joe Buy me bras! A man entered a restaurant and sat at the only open table... There were three men who were lost in the forest... The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down... A guy's on the electric chair... Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar... A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss... Reading time Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep... Two girls are sitting in a movie-theater... A woman strode angrily into the large... An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote... The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique... A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking... Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors... Great roof What were Michael Jacksons baby first words? Computer Ease! After a long pubcrawl... Why did the lizard go on a diet? How does a man show he's planning for the future? The Slow Racehorse Blind Man Belly Button Pick up and put down! Too Much Computer TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex! Athletes Behind the Hedge Most popular video Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided... It finally happened |
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