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Miscellaneous

Bad Jokes
The Diet
Daylight Savings Time Reform
Towards and Away
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through...
If...
A Guide to the Identification and Classification of North American Farts
Not raising hogs
A young peasant girl of fourteen...
Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower...
Changing of the English Language
Before you criticize someone...
Names to Use in Prank Calls
Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody
Notice
Bloke is drinking at a pub...
The Twelve Politically-Correct Days of Christmas
Pillsbury Dough Boy wanted for attempted murder
Preparation for Parenthood
This guy was driving down the highway...
Politically Correct Little Red Riding Hood
You know you are in a small town...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip...
A widow was feeling rather lonely...
Temperatures and What They Mean
The Speed of Time by Age
Important thoughts
Santa
What is Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
Good advices
All Jews and six Mexicans
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race...
A convincing lesson
Interesting facts
YOU KNOW WHEN THE POST OFFICE IS HIRING...
There was an airplane full of a shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa...
A love story
The Fisherman
A merchant captain and several of his officers...
A disabled sea captain
An abstract joke
A hearty breakfast
Eye sex
So you don not know Jack Schitt...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing...
A fun game
Famous people
Beware of IRS
Valentine Day Story
A story with a morale
A few words of wisdom
Making bets
Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle...
You have to read the whole thing -- Home Economics
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth...
The Letter D Pulls Out
A peasant was standing in a field chatting to a bull...
Totally messed up
Only in America...
Tough job
The meaning of life
A great new hearing aid
The little sexy housewife was built so well...
A young punk gets on the cross-town bus
3 buddies die in a car crash, they go to heaven...
That is ONE!
One day the different parts of the body...
Ru-Ru
Poor batman!
A hot meal
The approach of winter
I wrote it!
ne day, this man, Tony, died...
Having the equipment
Three men: a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot...
A photographer from a well known national magazine...
Shoe shopping
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone Epitaph IV
Tombstone Epitaph V
Tombstone Epitaph VI
Tombstone Epitaph VII
Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph X
Tombstone Epitaph XV
This day holds a lot of meaning for me...
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
The Answer: A Cockrobin.
What is black and blue and hates sex?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How gross is that?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
What is sicker than sick?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
A little old lady sits at the luncheonette counter...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What sexual position makes an ugly baby?
CHOCOLATE
Did you hear that Oprah Winfrey was arrested at the airport for drug smuggling?
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
A ventriloquist was driving in the country...
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
Now, that is disgusting!
There was this little boy who went in the whore house...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
One year at halloween the governor was giving a costume party...
La Machine
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and...
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
What is blue and sings alone?
Dumb intercourse
Dumb Intercourse II
Did you hear about the woman who has five legs?
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter...
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
What is the definition of Agony?
Why do farts smell?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
What is It?
A lady was in a hardware store looking at...
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What happened to the Pope when he visited Mount Olive?
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why cannot Santa have children?
Did you hear about that guy who was tap dancing?
How can you identify an blind pirate?
With all the recent talk of cloning...
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What goes "click click, Is that it?, click click, Is that it?"
Holiday Party Festivity Levels
What do you see when the pillsbary dough boy bends over?
Did you here about the new atomic cocktail?
Another yamamma...
Death of Energizer Bunny
What would you do if you had a condum with a hole...
How to Hunt Elephants -- Math style
How to Hunt Elephants -- Comp Sci Style
How to hunt elephants -- Lawyers style
How to Hunt Elephants -- VP Style
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation...
If the NSA made toasters...
If Sony made toasters...
If the Franklin Mint made toasters...
If Thinking Machines made toasters...
If Timex made toasters...
If Radio Shack made toasters...
If K-Tel sold toasters...
Grant Bar and Casino
If god had wanted us to run around naked...
A sign
Mr.Richman has 3daughters...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert...
Diary Entries
A bar name
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
What do elephants use for tampoons?
What's the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?
Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
An artist asked the gallery owner...
Cheap widow
A man moves into a nudist colony...
What's the difference between a policeman's knightstick and...
How do you tell two KKK members apart?
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
What would Princess Diana be doing right...
What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...
A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...
What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?
Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book?
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...
There were these three morticians talking about...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
What's brown and sticky?
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...
Silence
Voodoo
What is your date of birth?
On Jeopardy
What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?
What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...
What is grosser than gross?
If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...
The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...
Many moons
What is the difference between a brown-noser and a shit-head?
Why did the pervert cross the road?
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Why do Farts stink?
Did you hear that in New York State, the Stop And Shop grocery...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
Chaim escapes from a mental hospital...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
What did the normal baby say to the test tube baby?
What to do
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
The man walked past the armored car and hears...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked...
A fellow was shipwrecked with six lovely women...
A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid...
How do I know anything really exists?
Why did the skeleton burp?
I received a letter from my bank the other day...
My twenty cents
What's sillier
Palindromes
How do you make a hot dog stand?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
The blank tape
Christmas flavor
a dyslexic man walks into a...
What occurs twice in a lifetime...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What is an activity performed by 40% of all people at a party?
A dilemma
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent...
Why did the punk cross the road?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables...
Politically correct seasons greetings
Is it michael jackson
Growing Wild
Fuck for a Duck
Bus Driver's Parents
10 Ways to Know You've Had Good Sex
A Scrote
Duct Tape
Birds and Bees
Why Studying Is Better Than Sex
Knickerless
Kneasels
Adultery
Easily Explained
Afternoon Quickie
Who's This Guy
A Favor
Always Been a Doubt
After the Office Party
2 Wonderful Hours
An Hour of Pleasure
Jeff the Bellboy
Bedroom Golf
American Beer
Cigarette Warnings
Check your Dirty IQ!
Difference Between Men and Women
How Many Women
How many calories do we burn during sex
Lifetime Savings
Grilling Remarks
First Visit
Popular guy
Low Sperm Count
God's Gifts
Grass Sandwich
Genius Boyfriend
Making Love to a Woman
Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped
Hypothetically Speaking
First Thing to do after Jail
Math Lesson
Crowded Subway
Gold Medalist
Home from the Air Force
Loving on the Lawn
Off to Vegas
Daughters are curious
Newly Wed Couple
Tricked Him
Speeding
16 years later
What women would do if they had a penis for a day
What men would do if they had a vagina for a day
The Perfect Day
Making Love To...
Dead Pussy
Gorilla Chase!
Farmer Joe and his Mule
A Koala and a Hooker
The Rude Parrot
Misbehaving Guide Dog
Impressive Hunting Dog
Donkey Raffle
Meals on Wheels
Matador Special
Make My Horse Laugh
Idiot Chicken Farmer
Hung Like An Elephant
Helping To Clean The Dishes
Getting Excited at the Zoo
Fur Fortune
Frog, warts and all
Flying Turtle
Fleas
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
Enchanted Rattlesnake
Elephant and Man
Ducks in Heaven
Dragging your feet
Dirty Birds
Dangerous Squirrels
Counting Sheep
Clever Doggie
Chuckie Chicken
Camel Questions
Calf Value
Blonde Horses Around
Birdie Poem
Bear on a Rampage
Bear Hunt
At The Circus
20,000 Cockroaches
Cock A Doodly Doo!
Jesus and the Robber
How'd you want them
Bird vs Fly
Got a headache
Goodbye To Mother
The Slow Racehorse
The Mink Coat
The Hunting Dog
Living with the Wolf Man
Monkey Organization
Wittle Wabbit
The Other Side
Lion Tamer
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
Swearing Parrot
Hey Lady!
Two Parrots
Celtic Mortality
Drunk and Arthritis
Death in the Family
Cheap Beer
Selling the Wife
State Of The Art Watch
Drinking Buddies
A Round For The House
Dickens and the Martini
Best Friend
Been Messin' With The Waitress
Bar Joke
Bar Chatup
Bad News 2
A Really Bad Day
A Rainbow of Devotion
A Message For The Manager
A Drinking Problem
3 Shots of Whiskey
2 Drunk Guys
12 Year Old Scotch
Extremely Drunk
Can I Smell Something
All Lawyers are Assholes
Blonde Goes Shopping
Another Dumb Blonde
21, 21, 21
The Chair
A Blonde Job Interview
The Cliff And The Blondes.
Return the Dog
Cheating Boyfriend
Emergency Kit
3 Wishes
Only three doors
Keys Locked In
Angry Truck Driver
An Hour Fast
Alligator Shoes
Blonde Father
Blonde Detective
Blonde Coyote
Blonde Convention
Blonde and the Western
Blonde and Pizza
Blind Man
Belly Button
Beetle Experiment
Beer Bottle
Bank Robbery
Bad Pop Rocks
Applying For A Job
Accidents near home
A Penny For Your Thoughts
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
A Blonde At Sea!
A Blonde Astronaut
A Blonde and a Waitress
Your Breast is Loose
Blonde Email
Blonde in a Circle
Blonde Hijacker
Blonde Lumberjack
Blonde Kidnapper
Two blondes in heaven
Blonde paints the porch
A Blonde Got Robbed
Blonde Buckaroo
Blonde on Flight
Blonde in College
Blondes Love Puzzles
Brain For Sale
Copying Paper
Burned Ears
Diamond Ring
Dead Or Alive
History Lesson
Pregnancy Test
The Blonde Deputy
Head and Shoulders
Indecent Exposure
Going to Jamaica
Fishing License
AM Radio
Grenade
Skydiving
Fighting Over 25c
Dying Family
Ice Hole
To jump or not to jump
Safe Blonde
Pedestrians And Catholics
Parachute
Out of Paper!
Our Stupid Apartments On Fire!
One Eye
Obituaries
Noticing a blonde
More Blonde Q and A's
Mileage
Medicine Cabinet
Marry a blonde
M and M's are too smart!
Lover's Lane
Lotto
Light Bulb 5
Light Bulb 4
Light Bulb 3
Library Fast food
Lesbian
Leather jacket
Lawnmower
Laugh twice
Knitting Blonde
Just plain dumb
Jealous Revenge
Japanese
Island Blondes
Is This Jimmy Hoffa
Inventions
In the Freezer
Ice Cubes
Ice cream
How to Hug
How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
Eyes Light Up
Eyes closed
Even More Blonde Q and A
Empire State Building
Earmuffs
Filing System
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Drivers Licence
Donations
Did you hear about the blonde that...
Bowling Team
Blonde Shoots Herself
Blonde crossing the road
The funniest blonde jokes
Jumping blonde
Cliff jump
You've got mail, the Blonde version
Blonde Stewardess
New prefix
Blonde paint job
Disney Password
Email Commandments
Computer Users
Computer Quotes
New Viruses on the loose!
Gates and Lightbulb
Dear Agony Aunt
Addicted to Internet Porn
Heaven And Hell
Great Writer
America Offline
You've been programming too long when
Is Windows a Virus
The Less You Know, The More You Make
Farts With Lumps
Revenge Is Sweet
Farting All The Time
Bathtime fun
Food laughs and humor
Bad corporate slogans
Menu Items Translated
True Marketing Errors
Public announcements
Real classified ads 05
Real classified ads 04
Real classified ads 03
Real classified ads 02
Real classified ads 01
Real news headlines 13
Real news headlines 12
Real news headlines 11
Real news headlines 10
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Signs and notices 21
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Real advertisements 06
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Real advertisements 01
Professions
Wisdom Quotes
Writers Quotes
Work quotes
Women Quotes
Politics Quotes
Money Quotes
Men Quotes
Marriage Quotes
Love Quotes
Life Quotes
God Quotes
Children Quotes
Age Quotes
A Man And His Money
Anyone Here
Electric Train
Top ten tips to know if you have PMS
Bra Shopping
Family Pants
Top ten least popular self help books
Answers To Everything
Always By My Side
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Accidental Meeting
A Man's World
Burglar
Be Politically Correct With Women
Be Politically Correct With Men
Bad News, Good News, Great News
Anniversary
A Problem of Problems
Beer, eh
ABC's of ex girlfriends
Control
Comparing Men to Dogs
Coming Home Late
Cocktail Party
Deaf
Male translations
20 truths about men
Like a Woman
Beer Contains Female Hormones
Female Comebacks
Baby Hermaphrodite
Difference Between Man and Woman Showering
Why do men die first
Garden of Eden
Efficiency Expert
A Woman's Random Thoughts
College Degrees
Cheap Date
Anniversary Flowers
Divorce
Definitions By Gender
Cynic's Approach To Love
Girls are evil
Facts of Life
11 Signs of PMS
Cosmetic Surgery
Female Laws To Live By
Chinese Couple
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Female Stages Of Life
Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
Her Age
He Said She Said
The Perfect Story
The Diaper
Mr Right Application
Nearly Fatal Clock
Most Men and Real Men
Not So Dumb
Men Are Like
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
His And Hers Road Trip
Great Job
Men Should Listen
Marriage Quotes By Men
Majorly Busted
Looking Good
Male Bashing
Just Like Dad
Nothing Works
Two Cannibals
Husband's Great Gift
Things Only Women Understand
Factory Workers
Needs
NY Times Ad
New Women's Study
New Relationship Book
What will you do for golf?
Leader of the HMO
Pick Heaven or Hell
He's going to Heaven
Clinton is in Heaven
Filling in for St. Peter
Fulfilling their requests
Bring riches with you
Making Comparisons
Entering into Heaven
New Yorkers arrived
Assign the punishment
Is the wife in control?
Qualifying for Heaven
Picking a punishment
The name of your wife
Represent Christmas
What should they say?
Gates gets punishment
Punishment for Gates
Sue over the property
Doing this great deed
Careful when you wish
Reward for goodness
A forester and lawyer
Dealing with a lawyer
Each man gives a story
Try to explain women
Stupid people fearing
Stupid people stories
Attempts by the dumb
True stupid stories 02
True stupid stories 01
Ultra dumb people 02
Ultra dumb people 01
Truly stupid people 02
Truly stupid people 01
Quotes from stupid 03
Quotes from stupid 02
Quotes from stupid 01
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12 Feet Deep
A New York Lawyer
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
Buried in sand
Bribery 2
Blind Justice
Blind Animals
Billing
Bad advice 2
Appeal
A Lawyer Died
A Kind Lawyer
Choices, Choices
At The Pearly Gates
Contract With The Devil
Bad Investment
Crash Landing
Corruption
Charitable Donation
Best In The World
Said in court
Surgeons
Testifying
Terminology
Taking It With You
Lying Lawyer
Lawyer's Dog
Lawyer In Hell
Smartest Man in the World
Who's In Charge
Punishment
New Lawyer
Standing in Line
Generous lawyer
Marriage quotes 15
A Mother at 65!
Actual Medical Charts
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
A Short Time to Live
A Hot Day
A Brief History Of Medicine
Boy or Girl
Arthritis is so cruel
Ain't She Cute
Comments from Dr's Patients
Emergency doctor visit
Medical Advancement
Dentist Visit
Curing a Cough
Good and Bad News
A Dose of HMO's Own Medicine
An Orgasmic Problem
Murphy's Combat Laws
Submarine humor and fun
Remember during wars
Civil War Era humor
Humor relating to Iraq
Q + A Iraqi War Jokes
The Colonel's Order
mBragging about old times
Funny Instruction Labels
A Child's Prayer
Assassin Interview
The Taxi
Wailing Wall
New Work Policies
Job Interview
Madonna, Britney and Christina
A 12 inch ___
Never argue with a women
Things never to say to a cop
Mafia Job
Lipstick
Letter to God
Tail Light On Bike
In Deep Shit
Never argue with kids
Murphy's Law regarding Children
A Woman's Experience With Children
50 Things to Do in a Mall
200 Midgets
15 Ways to be Annoying
58 Newspaper Headlines
Been In College Too Long...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
50 Fun Things To Do During An Exam
A Daughter's Letter Home
Breaking and Entering
Criminal Mastermind
Almost Perfect Life
Books for College
A Prayer Before Dying
25 Fun Pool Activities
Coffee Addiction
Clever Teacher
Signs That You're Broke
Feel Better
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
Biting Nails
101 Ways To Annoy People
Criminal Hall of Shame
Cannibal Food
10 commandments
Digital clock
The carburettor
Two zebras pondering
Naming the Twins
Pick up line
Dat Ain't Bubba
Eucalyptus Road
cornflakes
Arkansas
A Rock Solid Defense
A Redneck Christmas
Redneck Dating practice
Redneck Circumcision
Redneck and a Trailer
One for the Volunteers
New Rooster
My Pa Won't Like It
Martha Stewart's Rules for Rednecks
Last Ditch Effort
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
In Hot Pursuit
I Love You
Getting The Story Straight
It's the way you say it
Redneck Logic
Redneck Jedi
Expensive Fishing Trip
Redneck Morals
Redneck At The Bar
How to Know where a Driver is from
Southern Comments
Valentines, Redneck Style
You Must Be A Redneck If
Elevator Magic
My Rules
Dearest Wife
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
Respectfully Cheating
Condoms For Every Man
Money Needed
Hit Man
Going Down French Style!
Dress Shop Burglary
Crafty Mom
Anniversary Trouble
Anniversary Gift
Ancient Chinese Torture
A Wife's Revenge
A Time of Weakness
He Said, She Said
Mother of Six!
Love Thy Husband
I don't know her
Slip of the tongue
The Raffle Ticket
Angry Wife
Cupid at Law
Fisherman's Ode
Exercise While Pregnant
Call me Bubba
Impossible to Please
I'd Do Anything
Bookworm
What is a Headache
Just Before I Die
Golden Anniversary
You're a Statue
Things You Never Use
You Caught My Eye
Spaghetti
Male assertiveness
Marriage Lessons
Slide Under The Table
Second Opinion
Money Talks!
Memory Class
Soybeans
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Social Security
So Much Fun
Extra Office Work
Who Says Men Don't Remember Anniversaries
Catholic Dictionary
Arthritis
Sisters of Mercy
Standing At The Gates Of Heaven
And God Created Woman
Jonah and the Whale
Biblical Bumper Stickers
CelebRate!
Carstianity
Chapter Eleven
Vow of Silence
The Taxi Driver
The Old Monk
When I was Young
Really Good Deed
Seventeenth Chapter
Meeting the Pope
You know you are in a Texas church when
Your Daughter is Pregnant
The Big Flood
Imagine that
Mixed football jokes
A Fisherman's Tale
10 Reasons Not To Jog
Number One Sport
New Bowling Rules
Iowa Crazy Law
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Delaware Crazy Law
Kentucky Crazy Law
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Alabamba
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Top Things You Should Not Say At A Funeral
Ten Things A Cat Thinks About
Never hear a man say
10 Signs Your Broker .....
The Top Signs That You Have A Boring Job
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
Overheard in Tax Office...
The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over
10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
The Top 10 Signs Your Dentist Is Crazy
Least Popular Halloween Handouts
Fortune Cookie....
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
Top reasons why it's great to be French
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others
Top 10 Signs You Are 'Burned Out'
Top Twenty New Slogans for Valuejet Airlines
Top ten reasosn why it's great to be American
Top ten reasons why it's good to be Italian.
Top twenty things to do at a drivethru
Top reasons why it's great to be Canadian
How Cold Is Cold?
Mysteries of T.V.
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
Signs You're Really Broke
Useless Inventions
Gas Prices vs ?
Things To Think About Our Government
You Know You're In California When...
Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler
Thinnest Books
Signs Of The 2000's
Things Adults Learn From Kids:
Things you don't want to hear during surgery
You Are No Longer "Cool" When
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Doesn't It Annoy You When...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
Cards You Will Never See In Hallmark
You Might Be A Bad Customer If:
If AOL Were A City...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You Might Be An Internet Addict If...
Excuses To Use When Caught Sleeping At Work
The AOL Car
You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Why Dogs Don't Use Computers
Things Not To Do At A Hostage Negotiation
Things You'll Never Hear A Dad Say
Signs You're from New York
You Know You're Too Stressed If...
Recalled Christmas Toys
You Know You're Having a Bad Day When...
Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Things Learned From Children
20 Things a Guy Learned From Action Movies
10 Things Not to say on your Anniversary
Signs someone is using your e-mail
Top 10 Ways Y2K Will Affect Disney World
A human's chalkboard assignments
Top Ten Things To Do While Giving Blood
Books on Tape We Don't Want to Hear
Top 10 signs that you are too drunk
50 things to do during an exam
Your co-worker is a computer hacker
Redneck Working on Computer
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Jose can you see!
Blonde in the appliance store
Billy-Bob and Billi-Jo
GRAND CANYON
CROSSING THE STREET
Sleep
yo mammas breath...
Timberland.
~*How to make a Blonde Laugh*~
Kidneys for Brains
Kleenex anyone?
Weighing In - 2
A birthday party
A day at the beach
Weighing In
So in love
Blondes and Buildings
Sleeping in Church
Watch those buttons
It gets lonely in the desert
Another bar joke
Giddy-up
Weather Lesson
Questions that have Confused humankind!!
Magic Mirror
Itchy
Women's Rights
Whale of a Time
The Blonde at School
The Golfers
The Irish Wedding
Care to go upstairs?
New inventions by blondes.
Children's Prayers
Totally Useless Info
Horoscopes by Adam Sandler
If Airlines Sold Paint
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
TONS of Groaners. . .
Corporate Lessons!
The Secret Diary of a Cat
Rectum Stretcher
The Dreams
Ernie the Hamster
One day Confucious say...
60-year-old man
Think YOU are having a bad day? . . .
The Geography of Men and Woman
The Wolf Man...HOWL!
Lots of Wit and Wisdom.
The Name Game
Too much thinking...
Tons of Funny One-liners!
The New Samurai
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
Rude Doctor!
One Brilliant Kid!
His Last Wishes
Ride 'em Cowboy!
Women Drivers!
Doctor, Doctor!!!
WARNING: Puns Ahead!
Exam for athletes...
The Speech
Stupid Questions?
You know you are a teacher if...
Baby Turtle
New Rules!
Bengals
Riddle me this???
The angry preacher...
The Tearful Bride...
The phone call...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
A Burning Question!
Selling the Green Suit...
The Contest with GOD!
Mars and Venus
To be young again...
Little Johnny at it again!
The secret code word...
The Redneck Capenter...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
Looking for some help...
Ready for some Football?
Blonde and her job interview...
The bad salesman...
The 2 moose hunters...
The 2 deer hunters.
Just idle conversation...
Leroy's homework assignment...
The Smashed Kitty!
Granny and her grandchild...
Holiday Season Conduct...
New Year's Resolutions
Lone Ranger and Tonto...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle...
Bartender Help
A Smart Salesman!
The Cruise!
Trouble at the local bar...
Ways to tell someone their fly is open.
A Brief History Lesson...
Doctor, Doctor!
Little Johnny at School.
The Smart Clerk!
At the Bull acution.
Honey, I have a headache...
The Sick Blonde...
INVESTMENT ALERT!
The Pepsi plane crash...
The best bar in the world...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Dead Ringer, Part II
Top 5 men in a woman's life...
The Miracle Show...
This kid knows the answer!
One life saved...
More Redneck Clues.
Not the best day.
A Texan farmer goes...
The Shoplifter...
The Rookie Cop...
Blonde Miracle Diet
The Farmer and his boys...
3 Sick Soldiers...
A Blonde Visit to D.C.
In the courtroom...
The 2 Bums!
Quiz Show
The Hunter
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
Who Said That?
The SUPER Salesman...
Office X-mas Party!
Pregnancy Advice...
The Trainee...
Little Johnny at the neighbors...
13 Things Films Have Taught Us
Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter...
George Carlin: I'm a BAD American
The Night Before Payback!
The Dirty Old Man...
Chinese Goer
Betcha $500.00!
The Inventor...
A Dead Ringer!
The Broken Clock
Learn to speak Southern...
King of the Jungle...
BAD Bunny Wabbit!
GOD's New Commandment!
Funny Conversations
Guess the instructions.
Credit Card Commercial That Never Was
Good Girls - Bad Girls
Soakin' Wet!
God's Watching
Pretty Big
Funeral Story
Help from Canada...
The Experiment...
Get a hot mama!
Terrorism: Doing our part...
Expressing Stupidity!
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Run Mr Taliban Song...
NEWS FLASH: Terrorists...
You be the Judge!
Salami & the Talibuttheads
Eating with children.
The Test!
Puppies don't surf...
A Blonde Question.
George W and the VP...
People who don't believe in retaliation...
Faux Fun--groaner deluxe
Show and Tell...
Preparing for Santa...
The Incredible Golf Ball
How to play golf.
AMERICA: Passing the Blame
Your're a redneck if...
Bin Laden's trip to the pearly gates!
Anagrammar!
The Job Interview...
How It All Began...
Proof you can build a better idiot!
How I got my name?
Things you'd really like to say at work!
Bear Hunting!
Ostrich & Pussy Cat
Short legged...
Bad News, Good News, Great News...
Blonde History Lesson.
Condom Brands
Something Fishy Here!
Watcha Gonna Be Son?
New anti-aging drug...
Where is Jesus?
Martha Stewart vs Me
Holy Camel
Thoughts From Women...
List of rules of being a guy:
Dirty Dishes!
What's for Dinner?
Taliban's Fall TV Line-Up
Golfing with Doc...
Alabama License Application
Where's the Manager!
The Lumberjack...
In good hands?
The Taxi Ride.
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore
Cinderella and Alan
Secret Gov't Project Revealed...
He shouldn't have asked!
Perks of being over 40...