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Medicine

A man walks into a doctor office
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday...
A Short History of Medicine
Oprectomy
Proctologists
Psychiatric Hotline
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach...
Howard had felt guilty all day long...
A woman consulted a doctor...
A man walks in to a doctors office...
The following statements were found on patient charts...
An old woman came into her doctors office
Two gynecologists meet at lunch...
Jones is driving past the state mental hospital...
After a couple of years a couple wanted to have children...
Gosh, what a pun!
The bad news and the good news
Two doctors found themselves on the beach in Hawaii...
What do you call an armless, legless leper in a swimming pool?
Give me the bad news first...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What is red and sticky and crawls up a girls thigh?
The medical student was asked four reasons...
A dyslexic nurse
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital...
A large difference
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
A little change
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor...
Freudian Slip
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
A man goes to a psychiatrist...
Life is precious
...clamp...
A definition of psychiatrist
A doctor fell into a well once...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving...
I said to the doctor "I have this ringing in my ears...
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor surgery...
A stuttering problem
She said, "Kiss me doctor!"
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet...
From the life of the insane
Will it hurt doctor?
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor...
Where are the fingers?
It is worth trying
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Good news
A man went to the doctor to get a physical...
Just in case
No symptoms
No problem
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling...
A psychology student at a local university...
A folk remedy
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says...
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic...
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought...
Serious desease
Sobel goes into the optometrist's office...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won't...
A very homely young woman made an appointment with a psychiatrist...
A man walks into a doctor's office with a...
What's a definition of a gynecologist?
A girl goes to the doctor...
What's the difference between an oral thermometer and...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
This guy walks into a psychiatrist's office with a...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man...
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried...
A midget walks into the doctors and says...
There was this man in a mental hospital...
HEGS
Psychoanalysis
Benefits of having Alzheimer's
My heart set...
Some problems
Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother?
A memory problem
Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices...
Five penises
A famous surgeon went on a safari in Africa...
One doc operated on a person for a hernia...
Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done...
A woman goes to her doctor who verifies that she is pregnant...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall...
This woman goes into a dentist's office...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Three nurses all decided to play a joke on the doctor...
A man goes into the doctor's office feeling really bad...
A mute was walking down the street one day...
A young lady walks into a doctors office...
The young lady entered the doctor's office carrying an infant...
A woman visits her physician...
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor...
A man went to the doctor for a check up...
Don't you just hate it when...
Most dentists chairs go up and down...
After years of psychotherapy...
Perfectly normal
A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist...
At a dentist's
The doctor took Bill into the room and said...
MY TWO DELICATE OPERATIONS
An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed...
Saving one of them
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
A serious condition
Pneumonia
The patient came into the doctor's office...
How do dentists become brain surgeons?
A man is in a hospital bed completly wrapped up...
What's the definition of bravery?
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says...
A dentist is talking to his patient about the sanitary...
The doctor looked at the woman who had come to him...
John and David were both patients in a Mental hospital...
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist...
Who's got my pen?
The evils of marijuana
What should you give a man who has everything?
What do you do if someone's having a seizure in a bathtub?
Not a foot
This male prostitute contracted syphilis...
Constipation problem
Broken leg
Fred Dingaling
This male prostitute contracted leprosy...
Can't remember