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Legal

Trial Of The Century
If two lawyers were drowning...
A guy in a bar
A lawyer named Strange died...
An older woman was in the pastoral study...
Honesty is the best policy
Guilty
A local United Way office realized that...
Too good to be true
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
A precise location
A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man...
Where lawers come from
Why lawyers do not play hide-and-seek?
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
What is the worst thing about our justice system?
A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife...
On visting a seriously ill lawyer in the hospital...
The dog and the butcher
The first client
A really cold morning
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven...
Why do they bury lawers 26 feet underground?
Question: What is 1 + 2?
45 or 82?
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner...
How are lawyers like sperm?
For three years, the young attorney had been taking his...
An airliner was having engine trouble...
What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?
At a jury trial with the jury consisting of 8 men and 4 women...
A guy walks into a post office...
An old man was critically ill...
A man walks into a friend and sees...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop...
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
That was an insult
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
Did you kill the victim?
A tough case was being argued in court...
Being under oath
The scene is a dark jungle in Africa...
An elderly patient needed a heart transplant...
Best advice possible
In a long line of people waiting for a bank teller...
The way he died
How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
At night court, a man was brought in and set...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch...
Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
Do you know the problem with lawyer jokes?
Mr. Dewey was briefing his client, who was about to...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights...
A man walked into a lawyer's office and...
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?
What do you call an honest lawyer?
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken...
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
Guilty as sin
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question...