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...And I will do anything for love.The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretaryis quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her,...don't reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way todissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, "I will only marry youunder three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-caratdiamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara."The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, "Noproblem!! I have. I have."Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, "Iwant you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, Iwant a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France."The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone andcalls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nodshis head and says, "Okay, okay. I build. I build." Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows thatshe'd better make this a good one. She takes her time tothink and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squintsher eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, "Since I like sex, Iwant the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis."The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and restshis elbows on the table, all the while muttering in Africandialect.Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, lookingreally sad, and says to the woman, "Okay, okay. I cut. Icut." Check out all our Ethnic jokes! Random Jokes...And I will do anything for love.Chinese Subtitles A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap... Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo? A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar... A gruesome discovery Fair business What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway... What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex? What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? Why do Scottsmen wear kilts? A girl sat sobbing in the police station... Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? A boy comes home from school and tells his mother... How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home? It's 11 o'clock... Because his son wasn't the brightest kid in the world... A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade... Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be... A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told... Why don't Jewish mothers drink? What were Michael Jacksons baby first words? Computer Ease! After a long pubcrawl... Why did the lizard go on a diet? How does a man show he's planning for the future? The Slow Racehorse Blind Man Belly Button Pick up and put down! Too Much Computer TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex! Athletes Behind the Hedge Most popular video Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided... It finally happened |
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