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Children

Our bright childhood...
A six year old comes crying...
A young teenager comes home from school...
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...
Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...
Little Johnny is coming home from the store...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
A little girl and a little boy were at day care...
Backward Santa
What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?
Old enough for cursing
A little girl came running into the house crying...
A wish for Christmas
THE IRS LETTER...
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...
The real treasure
Strict school
Little Johnny was in class again...
Little Johnny walks into his primary school...
Little Johnny says to his mother...
Little Johnny comes home from school...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...
This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...
Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag
The Hazards of Kicking the Cat
Little Johnny -- being logical
PUPPY LOVE
Winnie The ????
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
A word play
This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...
After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...
White Hoose
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
One day in class the teacher...
Once when Mary was young her school...
Little Johny being literal
Earn it hiking
When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...
A necessary condition
A circumcision
One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...
A man was taking his wife...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...
One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...
Who signed the Declaration of Independence?
Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...
Matering checking
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...
A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...
Finding the right answers
What is the difference between boogers and spinach?
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a...
Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...
What are you doing, Tommy?
A lesson in ebonics
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...
A clear moral
Homework
There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...
In the back woods of Arkansas...
One day a little boy over heard his parents...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...
A young female teacher was giving an assignment...
One day a teacher was teaching religion...
A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...
An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day...
Animal stuttering
The last words
Lick that
Little Johnny's mother decided to give...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...
A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...
A little boy was excited about his first day at school...
Silly superstition
How do you make a gay baby cry?
A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...
A poor little girl was begging in the street...
A priest is walking down the street one day when...
Everything we need
A young boy came home from school and told his mother...
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...
After putting her children to bed, a mother...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...
Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...
Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...
Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...
Little Johnny was late for school...
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...
Like father like son
How old am I?
Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...
A failed attempt
A lost skill
A little boy and his dad are standing in line...
Who discovered North America?
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...
A new method
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...
Gone fishing
Ear
Following the sign
Quick and clear
Mom, can little girls have babies?
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...
Little Johnny walked into his dad's bedroom...
Count till fifty
A little boy did not go to school one day...
Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...
A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...
Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...
A little period
One of my first evenings back from overseas...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
Wear your collar backwards
Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...
From Us...
Bitter end
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...
Beautiful -- in a sentence
A small boy is sent to bed by his father...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...
Get married
Their true intention
A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...
Missed the word
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...
My dog ate my homework
A fortunate coincidence
Where is the French border?
A small boy was lost, so he went up...
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...
One day a boy asks his dad...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails...
What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
A real bastard
A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...
Fair Punishment
Two children are in a doctor's waiting room...
A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing...
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...
Alphabet
A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...
A novel grasp on marriage
Better than playing doctor
Little Johnny tried out for the school play...
Sad revelations
What's the best form of birth control after 50?
Drawing God
First grade romance
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...
What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
Anybody Home?
A good student
Scholarly discussion
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?