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Blonds

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...
51 DAYS
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
What do you call a blonde with white eyes?
Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?
Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...
The complaint letter from Judi
Blondes dumb?!?!?
A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...
A blond at a party was telling her friend...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical...
Whats a blondes favorite surgery?
What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?
An easy solution
A young blonde woman is distraught...
What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
What did the blonde say...
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
At the Doctors...
A Blonde...
I cannot find a cause for your illness...
This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...
A business man got on an elevator in a building...
I was shopping at our local supermarket...
A peculiar birthday card
A blonde decides to try horseback riding...
How do you confuse a blond?
What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?
How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?
How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
Why do blondes drive BMWs?
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How do you change a blondes mind?
How do you change a blondes mind #2?
How do you confuse a blonde? #2
Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?
Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
How do you drownd a blonde?
Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
How do you keep a blond(e) busy?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A blonde goes for a job interview...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Why are blonde jokes so short?
What is a blonde mating call?
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A blond walks into a bar...
There are three 3rd Grade girls...
What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?
Judi was bored with driving her BMW...
Counting cars
There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead...
What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...
Two blondes were walking down the street...
Two blondes were walking through the woods...
What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor...
Fly, baby, fly!
How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?
What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?
What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?
A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck...
How do you know a blond has been using your computer?
Why don't blondes use vibrators?
Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?
How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
How long?
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...
Why was the female blonde confused...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale...
Have you ever read Shakespeare?
What does a blond and a turtle have in common?
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with a hole in her hand...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
A blonde came running home to her mother...
How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...
Why couldn't the blond pass her drivers test?
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...
A visual joke
What's the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
What does a blonde say after sex?
Why do brunettes take the pill?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A drunken blonde goes into a bar...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...
Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?
How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...
Clean restrooms
What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them...
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...
What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...
Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
Commiting suicide
Without a horn
I'm not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
Did you hear about the new paint on the market?
What is the smartest blonde?
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist...
How do you break a blonde's nose?
What do you call a brunette between two blondes?
How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
Why do blondes like blonde jokes?
What did one of the blonde's legs say to the other one?
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job...
Moon Mission
A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor...
She was so blond...
Two Tourists
A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember...
Lost In The Snow
The Video Rental
Buying A Bull
What's the difference between a blonde and a shower?
Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?
What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What's the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
No exit
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks?
Why did the blonde return her new scarf?
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...
Blonde on blonde