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Turn back your car odometer|A blonde made several attempts to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems finding a buyer because the car had 340,000 miles on it. She discussed her problem with a brunette that she worked with at a bar.The brunette suggested, "There may be a chance to sell that car easier, but it's not going to be legal.""That doesn't matter at all," replied the blonde. "All that matters it that I am able to sell this car.""Alright," replied the brunette. In a quiet voice, she told the blonde: "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop around here. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the counter back on your car to 40,000 miles. Then it shouldn't be a problem to sell your car."The following weekend, the blonde took a trip to the mechanic on the brunette's advice.About one month after that, the brunette saw the blonde and asked, "Did you sell your car?""No!" replied the blonde. "Why should I? It only has 40,000 miles on it." Check out all our Blonde Jokes jokes! Random JokesMind telling me the time?Helping a blond lose weight I Want Some Milk Buying a New Farm What were Michael Jacksons baby first words? Computer Ease! After a long pubcrawl... Why did the lizard go on a diet? How does a man show he's planning for the future? The Slow Racehorse Blind Man Belly Button Pick up and put down! Too Much Computer TOP 10 reasons fishing beats sex! Athletes Behind the Hedge Most popular video Good News, Bad News, Worse News VI This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided... It finally happened |
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