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Odd jobsA blonde who's down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting to paint his porch. He asks the blonde if she paints? The blonde says, "Sure anything." "Well, I've been wanting to paint my porch, how much would you charge?" the man replies."I don't know, say $50 bucks." "Sounds good. Go ahead and get started." He closes the door and walks back inside.His wife asks him, "Who was at the door?" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks. The astonished wife says, "$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more." "But that's all she said she wanted, and anyway she's a dumb blonde!"10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, "All done." With a surprised look on his face, "I can't believe it, you're already done painting the entire porch.""Yes, and by the way it's not a porch it's a Ferrari." Check out all our Blonde Jokes jokes! Random JokesBlonde Sky DiversHow many sheep do I have? Shortage of parachutes Do you see the dead bird? Fallen bridge I Want Some Milk Big 10 Inch I Want Some Milk Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant... If Thinking Machines ran Christmas... Mirror cross the road Work for an operator Elevator Magic Anniversary Trouble Hilarious Sports Quotes! Newlyweds Ventriliquist Bad Breath 7 Shots of Vodka! Friends and Enemies Man Named Furniture Food Better Than Men Locked Up In Just 3 Words... Descriptions of people you may know! A test for being drunk She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? I married Miss Right... A unit in sex education was about to begin... Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating? The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods... Bathroom control A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy... |
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