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Three envelopesA fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. "Open these if you run up against a problem you don't think you can solve," he said. Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits's end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, "Blame your predecessor." The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street -- responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, "Reorganize." This he did, and the company quickly rebounded. After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, "Prepare three envelopes." Check out all our At Work jokes! Random JokesTactfullnessWhy you should learn to use algebra . . . A customer sent an order to a distributor... A middle manager is called into his bosses office... A responsible applicant Work Environment The company president called the chief security guard... George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing... Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went... New Lumberjack Big 10 Inch I Want Some Milk Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant... If Thinking Machines ran Christmas... Mirror cross the road Work for an operator Elevator Magic Anniversary Trouble Hilarious Sports Quotes! Newlyweds Ventriliquist Bad Breath 7 Shots of Vodka! Friends and Enemies Man Named Furniture Food Better Than Men Locked Up In Just 3 Words... Descriptions of people you may know! A test for being drunk She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? I married Miss Right... A unit in sex education was about to begin... Why do Black widow spiders kill there mates after mating? The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods... Bathroom control A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy... |
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